Mama and Little Man are making an ABC photo scrapbook...
Little Man: I want this picture.
Mama: Why, honey? F for fountain?
Little Man: NO. It's the church. You know CH, CH, church.
Mama: That's just the picture I took when the fountain was clogged. You don't want this in your nice scrapbook.
Little Man: Yes, I do! Mama, that's our church. It's the place where we learn to love.
(T is for tears of P for pride and J for joy.)