4 year old:
"I asked Santa for a skateboard. He said he thinks we can work that out."
On the eighth night of Hanukkah: "Can we do Hanukkah again?"
"I think Santa becomes a baby so he can get down the chimney."
What are the names of the reindeer? "Prancer now Dancer... Vixen... I know Cupid and Honor... and I forgot the other ones."
7 year old:
"Why is it the Mama gets to light the candles? I don't like that part of Hanukkah. I want to light them." (This may be amended when he is no longer so frightening in behavior around fire.)
"Let's have a cocktail party for our friends for the holidays. We can have food and drinks and give them presents we made. I'll be the host." (This somehow passed the committee and we are cleaning house today in preparation.)
"There is the real Santa and there are other Santas. But you gotta' be nice to them all because they've got connections and you never know..."
"I'm going to pull out my loose teeth on Christmas Eve so Santa and the Tooth Fairy can hang out."