"Mama, do fish get seasick?"
"Mama, I know my Spanish teacher says 'rosabado' for pink. You must have forgotten that word."
"Mama, how does the holodeck work?"
"How much more of this do I have to eat, Mama?"
"Mama, is this going to hurt?"
"When will I be rich, Mama?"
"Mama, where do Dolly Parton and Jollene live?"
"Mama, is this breakfast or lunch?" (This one is karma at work: this was my favorite question to ask as a child.)
"Mama, how many ghosts can get into our house?"
"Mama, where did the first person come from?" When that was answered in light of science, "So what will we become next?"
"Mama, can I marry Wesley Crusher and live on the Starship Enterprise with him?"
"Mama, does Santa bring Christmas to someone in jail if they've been good all THAT year?"
"Mama, why did the dog scratch me?"
"Mama, when our dogs die can we get two dogs and name them both Honey?"
"Who wants to pick me up and swing me around the kitchen... Mama?"
"Mama, how tall will I be when I grow up?"
"Mama, what's a geezer?" And when that one was answered, "Well then... what's a keister, Mama?"
"Mama, can I warm my heine in front of the fire?" And when answered in the affirmative... the child dropped the PJs and sat bare rumped on the warm hearth.
"Mama, why did Janie Belle and Spock's daddy both have a brain sickness? Did they know each other?"
"Mama, how did you and Dada get those wrinkles?"