Friday, March 09, 2007

No good comes of blog surfing!!!

This is all Chalice Chick's fault. I went to her blog and found that she took this completely useless quiz that told her she was the next Katherine Hepburn.

Useless, I say.
Ridiculous, I scowl.
Where's the link, I mumble.

If beliefnet can send dozens of people to my church by telling them, they're UU, I can only wonder what happens now that I know I am...

Barbara Stanwyck!

"You scored 33% grit, 19% wit, 38% flair, and 21% class!
You're a tough dame, a bit of a spitfire, and you can even be a little dangerous, but you do it with such flair that almost all is forgiven (and even when it's not, you're still the most interesting woman in the room). You can be witty and charming, all right, but you have a tough streak that keeps you focused and sometimes deadly. You've had quite a climb to get where you are, but you're a hard worker and you mostly deserve all you get...and then some. You might end up destroying everything around you, but you must've got style. Your leading men include Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray, and when you forget yourself, Gary Cooper.
Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test."

"My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on grit, higher than 99% on wit, higher than 99% on flair and higher than 99% on class."

Follow the Leading Man link and it will offer the leading lady or man test. Waste of time? You betcha. Gotta' go to Netflix now and put the Barbara Stanwyck classics in the queue.


ms. kitty said...

Hey, Barbara, nice ta meetcha.
Carole (Lombard, that is)

Sisyphus said...

I started to take the Classic Leading Man Test but it wanted too much information. E.g., "It is 2:00 a.m. on Saturday night. Are you have home in bed alone or .....?". Given what we now know about the Patriot Act, information like that can fall into the wrong hands. I guess the terrorists have won.

Nevertheless, I already know what kind of leading man I am so I don't need to take any friggin' test. (That's the way leading guys talk.) It's clear I'm the next George Clooney if Geroge Clooney had a beard and slight beer belly. We guys from the MidWest are all the same -- smart, good looking, etc.

The real challenge is to find a leading lady up to these high standards which will be tough since Anna Nicole has been embalmed.

Every 7th Day said...

If he has any sense, George Clooney is working on a slight beer belly. And Carole Lombard! What a compliment!!! Did anyone get Ava Gardner? When I was a teen I LOVED Ava Gardner.